War Machine Finds Himself In Trouble

The words Trouble and War Machine (born Jonathan Koppenhaver) seem to go hand in hand.

Not one to let Junie Browning outdo him, according to AdultFYI.com War Machine went a little berserk at an adult film industry party, assaulting several people this past weekend.

“This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party,” The Vizier says. “We’re talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him.”

“War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital.”

“I never saw anything like it,” continued The Vizier. “War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard.”

WM all but confirmed his latest woes via his Twitter site, saying that he was provoked by several other party goers.

Fuck….last night was NOT good…lil’ misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I’m fucked….lol

Ya’ll can say what you want but when you got 5 guys drunk and in your face pissed about some BS that ain’t even true what am I supposed to do? Wait and let someone craxk me first? lol..I think not. Fuck all you fucks.

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